I first saw this at kona's site and followed it back to this Phydeaux phellow. I'm glad someone tagged me. Thanks, baby. And thanks for having me do the meme, too. Looks like fun!
1. Witness Protection Program Name (mother’s & father’s middle names): Marie Lee
2. NASCAR Name (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad): Thomas Chester (although I personally like Chester Thomas better)
3. Star Wars Name (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name): Satrac
4. Detective Name (favorite color, favorite animal): Azure Housecat
5. Soap Opera Name (middle name, city where you live): Lee Weatogue or Lee Simsbury (Weatogue is a borough of Simsbury)
6. Superhero Name (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add "THE" to the beginning): The Orange Margarita
7. Fly (?) Name (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name): Tros (with my maiden name, it would be Tron)
8. Gangsta Name (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie): Chocolate Almond Chip Fig Newton (that's a fucking terrible gangsta name - as a matter of fact, I can't think of a good ice cream/cookie combination that would make a good gangsta name)
9. Rock Star Name (current pet’s name, current street name): Ozzie Colonial
10. Porn Name (1st pet, street you grew up on): Pepper Kenwood
Yeehah! I tag all the Toasters who have not yet done this. I'm looking forward to all of you doing it. You know who you are.